pick up and anti

One not so fine tuesday arvo, leo and i were on a pick up line generator parodying ... someone. and we ended up with this.
enjoy.

Leo         says:
*If I ask you for sex, will you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?



        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

**minds scrambled*

*no

*no

              Leo         says:

*Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*baby are you lost?

*well you're a long way from heaven my angel

*you must've fallen quite hard

              Leo         says:

*Excuse me.. Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..

*I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*please use it

*i'll even pay for it

*maybe then you'll last for more than 10 seconds


              Leo         says:

*Im not telling you this because I want to impress you.. but I am Batman.

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*oh who

*?

*i'm wonderowman

*nice to meet you

              Leo         says:

*I'm like a Rubik's cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get.

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*pity i can solve most rubix in a few minutes

*i guess you only last that long

              Leo         says:

*If i flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*non, you're all tails

              Leo         says:

*You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*sorry baby, you're gonna have to swap it for osmething better than that

            Leo         says:

*I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*sorry sir

*i quit your class last term

              Leo         says:

*Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*lol what if i dont answer

*okay

*says nothign about me losing

*xD

**walks away*

              Leo         says:

*If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?!

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*i would use it to pin you down to the ground. the police can hold you

              Leo         says:

*If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*i guess you've never heard of infaltion

              Leo         says:

*You're beautiful.

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*james blunt

              Leo         says:

*You're beautiful. BTW Jmes Blunt sucks.

        Re     Bel    lion    
     says:

*you suck, and you're not beautiful

*this is so going on my blog